So if you get offended by the word “naked”. I suggest you leave my blog now. For those of you who stay to read on, go ahead and laugh your ass off. Because here is it:

Thanks to TMZ we now know what bare naked Harry looks like. Btw – Not so bad Harry. Looks like you work out at the gym quite a bit. Cheers to you and your covered “Gristle Missile”.   I know I said I would do movie reviews on this blog only, but seriously, this shit is too funny not to blog about. But honestly, I have a feeling in about 2 years there will be a movie about this and the ramifications it will have on the royal “highness”. kekeke! Get it…”highness” …look at those buttocks!

Ok, so lets get back on topic. We all know Prince Harry is just a wild guy and like any other guy, he likes to get naked when he’s in the company of beautiful girls who want to get naked with him. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the desire to get “jiggy” with girls you fancy. That’s just his natural hormonal male part. BUT, to get naked in a game of strip pool with several people who are taking pictures of you, that is just plain STUPID! So lets see how we can make this into a movie plot. I would try doing a story that goes something like this:  After the death of their beloved mother, Princess Diana, Harry is the ill-forgotten child. Harry falls in the shadows of his brother William and loses the attention of London. He tries his entire life to live up to the expectations of Queen Elizabeth, but he never comes close to the perfection of William. He joins the military to drown his sorrows and leave the painful royal court where the memories of his mother’s love and attention haunts him.  It is at the military that Harry gains a sense of self and becomes his own man. He defies all the expectations of Queen Elizabeth and soon becomes the son of royal shame. He lives a nomadic life of  debauchery. How’s that for a movie?

Maybe we are too harsh on this 27 year old kid? Every 27 year old kid gets into this mess. Who doesn’t prance around naked in a wild weekend of vegas? But wait, the only difference is that HE’S the freaking PRINCE! Duh! What 27 year old goes around with that title?

“Prince Harry – The Naked Truth” has all the elements of a 5 thumbs up movie. We will have death, jealousy, shame, isolation, sex, love and then redemption. This movie is going to be awesome. Its oozing with drama and passion especially when Robert Pattinson will play Prince Harry and show his rear-end! This movie will be watched by every woman in the Western Hemisphere! Cha-Ching – MONEY!!! Muah!